urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile GrimmRobeDrone GrimmRobeDrone 2006-07-29T16:11:40Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:76666 2006-07-29T16:11:40Z 2006-07-29T16:11:40Z Black Sabbath - The Wizard I have a new couch in my house. It's green. And looks really comfortable.<br /><br />In other news...<br /><br />I'm going to Colorado for four days. I'm pretty excited. Mainly because there's a mead brewery in Boulder. The thing that sucks is that I'll have to come home to work. Ick. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:76316 2006-07-22T22:54:26Z 2006-07-22T22:54:26Z Deathspell Omega - Bestial Orgies Like a twelve year old, I'm smitten... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:76094 2006-07-07T07:14:58Z 2006-07-07T07:14:58Z Tonight was a good night. In Portland with friends and beer. Went to an open mike night where I read a poem written on the spot. Then headed back to Cat's place. On the way we met Brian, a cool guy which I had helped back to his house previously. Drank, smoked hookah, drank some more, and kissed a guy. All in all, a good night. The guy kiss was not needed though... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:75926 2006-06-30T08:54:05Z 2006-06-30T08:54:05Z I will always feel. And I will always care<br />I wish she was my enemy<br />But I'm still waiting here for her to hold my hand<br />For her to steal my breath<br />For her to pick up the pieces of promises never kept<br />She moves in slow motion.<br />Sonically as the rain.<br /><br />As the rain falls down.<br />Everything is still as she moves to me.<br />Stands still.<br />Maybe I'll do better on my own<br />Why does everything disappear?<br />When all I see is you alone...<br /><br />And her love moves slowly<br />This time now I'm dying for you to call my name<br />I'm waiting. Still Fading<br />So tell me I'm not alone<br />I'm still waiting<br />I'm still fighting<br /><br />Wake me from this sleep<br />So I can begin living<br />Or give me the solution<br />So I can start dying<br />Will I start living, or start dying?<br />Maybe I'll do better on my own<br />Why does everything disappear<br />When all I see is you alone<br />And her love moves slowly<br />This time now I'm dying for you to call my name<br />I'm waiting. Still fading<br />So tell me I'm not alone... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:75701 2006-05-28T07:25:28Z 2006-05-28T07:29:58Z Strangest fucking thing ever. EVER.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0">Shoes.</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:75502 2006-05-24T18:31:48Z 2006-05-24T18:31:48Z Lamb Of God - The Faded Line I was having a chat with some friends about <i>The Da Vinci Code</i> and someone mentioned <i>Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure</i>.<br /><br />It occurred to me that Ted "Theodore" Logan could be a pun on "Theologian" and after doing a Google on "William Preston" discovered that he was a prominent Freemason. Coincidence?<br /><br />I'm going to rent <i>Excellent Adventure</i> and <i>Bogus Journey</i> on DVD this weekend and analyse them for Masonic/Occult symbolism, just for shits and giggles. There are certainly quite a few supernatural/religious themes if you scratch the surface of those movies in my humble opinion... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:75206 2006-05-18T17:20:11Z 2006-05-18T17:20:11Z A few of the guys were out with me drinking, and we get to talking. Eventually we go out to Bob Kanes grave, and i take a big piss on it before I knock it down. Its my way of showing respect.<br /><br />Cuba and I used to prank call Bob Cane, and say we were the real Batman, and we were gonna kill him for taking our identity. Then Cuba and I would throw a brick right through his window. Man, I hated Bob Cane.<br /><br />I always get the question “How did you get the idea for the X-Men?” My answer is two simple words. FUCK OFF!<br /><br />Galactus was my idea. I told Kirby “He’s a big guy in a purple suit that eats planets to sustain life. Kind of like how I fucked your wife last night.” The analogy didn't make sense, but Kirby, he understood.<br /><br />Kirby walks into my office, and he pitches me the idea for the Fantastic Four, and I said to him “THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” Not five seconds later, I copywriter the idea and the money flows in like gangbusters. Kirby never got a cent. What a dumbass.<br /><br />Excelsior! Funny story. I came up with it when I was doing Kirby’s wife. I slapped her ass and yelled it out loud. The rest is history.<br /><br />Kids always ask me “Where did the idea for Mr. Fantastic come from?” Two words: my pants. Don’t believe me? Ask Kirby’s wife. That bitch...<br /><br />So I call Jack Kirby into my office, and I got the cover of Fantastic Four #73 sitting there and I say “Hey Jack, notice anything different about it?” He said, “Yeah, my name’s not on it.” And I said “That’s ‘cause your fired, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” That was the best Ben Grimm he ever drew.<br /><br />I started Stan’s Soapbox to give marvelites a taste of, ya, know what life was like at Marvel. The first one I wrote just said “Jack Kirby’s wife likes cock. Especially mine.” It wasn’t great writing, but it was the truth.<br /><br />So me and the boys went down to 5th Avenue to the DC offices. And we took our baseball bats and we smashed the place up and then we burned it to the ground! That taught Jerry Siegle to fuck with the House of Ideas. But I never missed an issue of Superman. What a great book.<br /><br />So Dave Goeing comes into my office and I say to him, make Mary Jane look more like this, and I hand him a polaroid of his naked wife sitting on my lap he said “Stan, that’s my wife”, I said “Yeah, your kid took it, now get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” His Mary Jane was just gorgeous.<br /><br />Bendis is good because he writes 5 books a month. FUCK THAT. Back in my day I wrote 17 books a week and fucked Kirby’s wife on the side. One time I got them mixed up and I fucked a copy of the avengers while I was writing the Spidy script on her ass. I made Kirby watch, ya know I had no choice, we were on a deadline.<br /><br />Spiderman didn't come along by accident. He was partially created from an escapade where I made Kirby's wife do my laundry and then tied her up after I sodomized her.<br /><br />So for April Fools day one year, I plastered photos of Kirby's wife holding signs that said "I love Stan Lee's massive erection" all over his office. When he went in he burst into tears. So I jump out and say "April Fools! The real ones say 'I love Stan Lee's extremely massive erection.'" That was one of the greatest years of my life. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:75004 2006-05-13T20:02:54Z 2006-05-13T20:02:54Z So. I'm home for the summer. It's gonna be <i>really</i> boring, I think. Work, sleep, work, sleep, birthday, drink, work sleep. Eh, so it goes. Then I have my court date on the 25th of May, that'll be a <i>blast</i>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:74471 2006-05-05T14:21:38Z 2006-05-05T14:21:38Z No more British Writers for me! Yes! The test felt really good too. I get to sleep until about 3, then I go to see Reel Big Fish in NH. It will be the shit. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:73923 2006-04-30T18:10:57Z 2006-04-30T18:10:57Z Tool - Wings For Marie The party was fucking crazy. I met many a cool person. I even met a girl (Liz) who went to the same summer camp I went to and was a counseler at for a year. Talk about randomness. I even called Eric and talked to him while I was in the weed room. All in all, it was a great night, minus Brian puking for about an hour in Cat's bathroom... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:73571 2006-04-29T19:12:37Z 2006-04-29T19:12:37Z Gravediggaz - Constant Elevation I have Converse with the oldschool Batman logo on the heel. They make me happy.<br /><br />Yeah.<br /><br />I'm going to a party with Cat later. Going to get fucked and pass out in his bathtub, methinks... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:73425 2006-04-25T22:00:11Z 2006-04-25T22:00:11Z Tool - Vicarious The new Tool album kicks so much ass... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:73193 2006-04-25T18:47:42Z 2006-04-25T18:47:42Z Amon Amarth - Bleed For Ancient Gods So I shaved off the mohawk. I'm kinda sad about it. But then, it'll grow back.<br /><br />Anywho.<br /><br />Claudia's coming up to visit later. She needs to just chill out and have a good calm evening. So that's what'll happen. I'm supposed to go play Risk with people, but I don't think I'm gonna go. A night of cuddling and watching movies sounds good... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:72955 2006-04-23T19:37:58Z 2006-04-23T19:37:58Z Last night was intense... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:72573 2006-04-22T20:41:01Z 2006-04-22T20:42:21Z Fear Factory - Demanufacture You need to fucking stop. Take responsibilty for your fucking actions. If you're drunk, it's still you. There's a part of you in your actions somewhere. Just own up and deal with it. Fuck you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:72335 2006-04-20T07:19:57Z 2006-04-20T07:19:57Z Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone I played poker at Jess' last night. Then tonight I went to teh hookah bar with Rory and chilled out. It was dandy anyway, but then Chris showed up and we smoked teh ganja and it was even better. Then on to Timmy Ho-Ho's. A good night. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:71940 2006-04-17T01:18:23Z 2006-04-17T01:18:23Z I am making a trip to NH on friday to procure some Salvia. Lots of Salvia. It will be a grand time. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:71789 2006-04-16T07:13:42Z 2006-04-16T07:15:24Z Opeth - Ghost Of Perdition <img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g277/GrimmRobeDrone/me4.jpg" align="center"><br /><br /><br />I'm high enough that a web camera will suck up my <i>entire</i> evening. And I don't mind that one bit at all. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:71438 2006-04-16T05:01:36Z 2006-04-16T05:01:36Z Akercocke - Hell This weekend has been a weekend for me to let my hair down, it seems. I've smoked a large amount weed, tried salvia, and gotten pretty drunk. It was great fun and I hope to do it again. Preferably over the summer. Drunken, drugged out fun. Oh yay! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:71218 2006-04-13T21:42:06Z 2006-04-13T21:42:06Z I loathe you for polluting my mind. But I love you for polluting my mind. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:71036 2006-04-11T16:54:35Z 2006-04-11T16:54:35Z Pig Destroyer - Unwitting Valentine I'm so fucking done with it all. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:70882 2006-04-05T21:28:28Z 2006-04-05T21:28:28Z I think I have a drinking problem. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:70586 2006-04-05T02:54:36Z 2006-04-05T02:54:36Z Sweet self-destruction<br />What is your name?<br />While I rage at others<br />I bleed for you<br />Let me make them bleed too<br /><br />In the darkness of my heart<br />The longing for love lingers<br />Just to be wanted for something<br />Just to be needed for something<br />Just to be killed for something<br /><br />When once I would sacrifice my life<br />'Tis no longer the truth<br />There's no point<br />For I'll never have you back<br />Let me go, and I will let you wither and die<br /><br />Wither and fucking die<br />As I do now<br />As I do now<br />As I do now. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:70167 2006-04-04T21:00:40Z 2006-04-04T21:00:40Z I find that if I just sit down, the solution presents itself... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:damnnekrophile:70055 2006-04-04T16:08:33Z 2006-04-04T16:08:33Z Annnnnnnnnd. I'm drunk once again. It's glorious.