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Saturday, July 29th, 2006
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12:08 pm
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I have a new couch in my house. It's green. And looks really comfortable.
In other news...
I'm going to Colorado for four days. I'm pretty excited. Mainly because there's a mead brewery in Boulder. The thing that sucks is that I'll have to come home to work. Ick.
current music: Black Sabbath - The Wizard
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| Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
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6:52 pm
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Like a twelve year old, I'm smitten...
current music: Deathspell Omega - Bestial Orgies
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| Friday, July 7th, 2006
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3:12 am
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Tonight was a good night. In Portland with friends and beer. Went to an open mike night where I read a poem written on the spot. Then headed back to Cat's place. On the way we met Brian, a cool guy which I had helped back to his house previously. Drank, smoked hookah, drank some more, and kissed a guy. All in all, a good night. The guy kiss was not needed though...
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| Friday, June 30th, 2006
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4:54 am
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I will always feel. And I will always care
I wish she was my enemy
But I'm still waiting here for her to hold my hand
For her to steal my breath
For her to pick up the pieces of promises never kept
She moves in slow motion.
Sonically as the rain.
As the rain falls down.
Everything is still as she moves to me.
Stands still.
Maybe I'll do better on my own
Why does everything disappear?
When all I see is you alone...
And her love moves slowly
This time now I'm dying for you to call my name
I'm waiting. Still Fading
So tell me I'm not alone
I'm still waiting
I'm still fighting
Wake me from this sleep
So I can begin living
Or give me the solution
So I can start dying
Will I start living, or start dying?
Maybe I'll do better on my own
Why does everything disappear
When all I see is you alone
And her love moves slowly
This time now I'm dying for you to call my name
I'm waiting. Still fading
So tell me I'm not alone...
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| Sunday, May 28th, 2006
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3:25 am
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| Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
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2:30 pm
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I was having a chat with some friends about The Da Vinci Code and someone mentioned Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
It occurred to me that Ted "Theodore" Logan could be a pun on "Theologian" and after doing a Google on "William Preston" discovered that he was a prominent Freemason. Coincidence?
I'm going to rent Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey on DVD this weekend and analyse them for Masonic/Occult symbolism, just for shits and giggles. There are certainly quite a few supernatural/religious themes if you scratch the surface of those movies in my humble opinion...
current music: Lamb Of God - The Faded Line
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| Thursday, May 18th, 2006
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1:18 pm
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A few of the guys were out with me drinking, and we get to talking. Eventually we go out to Bob Kanes grave, and i take a big piss on it before I knock it down. Its my way of showing respect.
Cuba and I used to prank call Bob Cane, and say we were the real Batman, and we were gonna kill him for taking our identity. Then Cuba and I would throw a brick right through his window. Man, I hated Bob Cane.
I always get the question “How did you get the idea for the X-Men?” My answer is two simple words. FUCK OFF!
Galactus was my idea. I told Kirby “He’s a big guy in a purple suit that eats planets to sustain life. Kind of like how I fucked your wife last night.” The analogy didn't make sense, but Kirby, he understood.
Kirby walks into my office, and he pitches me the idea for the Fantastic Four, and I said to him “THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” Not five seconds later, I copywriter the idea and the money flows in like gangbusters. Kirby never got a cent. What a dumbass.
Excelsior! Funny story. I came up with it when I was doing Kirby’s wife. I slapped her ass and yelled it out loud. The rest is history.
Kids always ask me “Where did the idea for Mr. Fantastic come from?” Two words: my pants. Don’t believe me? Ask Kirby’s wife. That bitch...
So I call Jack Kirby into my office, and I got the cover of Fantastic Four #73 sitting there and I say “Hey Jack, notice anything different about it?” He said, “Yeah, my name’s not on it.” And I said “That’s ‘cause your fired, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” That was the best Ben Grimm he ever drew.
I started Stan’s Soapbox to give marvelites a taste of, ya, know what life was like at Marvel. The first one I wrote just said “Jack Kirby’s wife likes cock. Especially mine.” It wasn’t great writing, but it was the truth.
So me and the boys went down to 5th Avenue to the DC offices. And we took our baseball bats and we smashed the place up and then we burned it to the ground! That taught Jerry Siegle to fuck with the House of Ideas. But I never missed an issue of Superman. What a great book.
So Dave Goeing comes into my office and I say to him, make Mary Jane look more like this, and I hand him a polaroid of his naked wife sitting on my lap he said “Stan, that’s my wife”, I said “Yeah, your kid took it, now get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” His Mary Jane was just gorgeous.
Bendis is good because he writes 5 books a month. FUCK THAT. Back in my day I wrote 17 books a week and fucked Kirby’s wife on the side. One time I got them mixed up and I fucked a copy of the avengers while I was writing the Spidy script on her ass. I made Kirby watch, ya know I had no choice, we were on a deadline.
Spiderman didn't come along by accident. He was partially created from an escapade where I made Kirby's wife do my laundry and then tied her up after I sodomized her.
So for April Fools day one year, I plastered photos of Kirby's wife holding signs that said "I love Stan Lee's massive erection" all over his office. When he went in he burst into tears. So I jump out and say "April Fools! The real ones say 'I love Stan Lee's extremely massive erection.'" That was one of the greatest years of my life.
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| Saturday, May 13th, 2006
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4:01 pm
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So. I'm home for the summer. It's gonna be really boring, I think. Work, sleep, work, sleep, birthday, drink, work sleep. Eh, so it goes. Then I have my court date on the 25th of May, that'll be a blast...
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| Friday, May 5th, 2006
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10:20 am
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No more British Writers for me! Yes! The test felt really good too. I get to sleep until about 3, then I go to see Reel Big Fish in NH. It will be the shit.
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| Sunday, April 30th, 2006
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2:05 pm
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The party was fucking crazy. I met many a cool person. I even met a girl (Liz) who went to the same summer camp I went to and was a counseler at for a year. Talk about randomness. I even called Eric and talked to him while I was in the weed room. All in all, it was a great night, minus Brian puking for about an hour in Cat's bathroom...
current music: Tool - Wings For Marie
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| Saturday, April 29th, 2006
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3:11 pm
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I have Converse with the oldschool Batman logo on the heel. They make me happy.
Yeah.
I'm going to a party with Cat later. Going to get fucked and pass out in his bathtub, methinks...
current music: Gravediggaz - Constant Elevation
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| Tuesday, April 25th, 2006
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5:59 pm
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The new Tool album kicks so much ass...
current music: Tool - Vicarious
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2:42 pm
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So I shaved off the mohawk. I'm kinda sad about it. But then, it'll grow back.
Anywho.
Claudia's coming up to visit later. She needs to just chill out and have a good calm evening. So that's what'll happen. I'm supposed to go play Risk with people, but I don't think I'm gonna go. A night of cuddling and watching movies sounds good...
current music: Amon Amarth - Bleed For Ancient Gods
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| Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
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3:38 pm
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| Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
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4:40 pm
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You need to fucking stop. Take responsibilty for your fucking actions. If you're drunk, it's still you. There's a part of you in your actions somewhere. Just own up and deal with it. Fuck you.
current music: Fear Factory - Demanufacture
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| Thursday, April 20th, 2006
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3:08 am
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I played poker at Jess' last night. Then tonight I went to teh hookah bar with Rory and chilled out. It was dandy anyway, but then Chris showed up and we smoked teh ganja and it was even better. Then on to Timmy Ho-Ho's. A good night.
current music: Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone
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| Sunday, April 16th, 2006
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9:15 pm
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I am making a trip to NH on friday to procure some Salvia. Lots of Salvia. It will be a grand time.
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3:11 am
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I'm high enough that a web camera will suck up my entire evening. And I don't mind that one bit at all.
current music: Opeth - Ghost Of Perdition
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12:52 am
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This weekend has been a weekend for me to let my hair down, it seems. I've smoked a large amount weed, tried salvia, and gotten pretty drunk. It was great fun and I hope to do it again. Preferably over the summer. Drunken, drugged out fun. Oh yay!
current music: Akercocke - Hell
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| Thursday, April 13th, 2006
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5:40 pm
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I loathe you for polluting my mind. But I love you for polluting my mind.
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